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feychella-deactivated20220124:

feychella-deactivated20220124:

‘gaslight gatekeep girlboss’ this and ‘mansplain manipulate malewife’ that.

what about reduce reuse recycle

princessssd24:

“its been a long week” me on a Tuesday

bunjywunjy:
“the-awkward-turt:
“breadeddragons:
“HEEEEERE’S JOHNNY!
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For those who are wondering, this is not Photoshopped. It is not all that unusual for adult sulcatas to walk/burrow through drywall. Not necessarily for any particular reason, just...

bunjywunjy:

the-awkward-turt:

breadeddragons:

HEEEEERE’S JOHNNY!

For those who are wondering, this is not Photoshopped. It is not all that unusual for adult sulcatas to walk/burrow through drywall. Not necessarily for any particular reason, just because they feel like digging and can’t be bothered by the frivolity of human structures.

I like that this happens often enough that it is a known problem with this species

charlottan:

charlottan:

a Bop It is something they would have made up for a Disney tv show I think

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this is such an outrageously fictional toy

bunnyandthebull:

i love eurovision season because when else would hundreds of people be calling in to the UK’s most renowned family friendly radio station begging them to play Finnish industrial rap metal at 8am. and then they play it

prohaloplayer:

prohaloplayer:

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the context feature is so fucking funny i hope this fucks every single advertiser ever for the rest of time

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FINE PRINT UNDER EVERY AD BY THE END OF 2023

mandyseley:

i-am-an-adult-i-swear:

Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

Drawing of 3 rats all saying the word "yearning" over and overALT
Three rats looking at each other in confusion, a word bubble from off-panel asking "FOR WHAT?"ALT
Three rats excitedly pushing at each other and repeatedly shouting "YEARNING" much louderALT

I loved this visual so much I had to doodle it.

ratratratratrat

lalalychee:

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Due to the Unfortunate!

We are deeply out of Onions!

steelycunt:

they should invent someone who would really like just doing laundry and taxes with me. i think

jurisffiction:

everyone talks about the note economy deflating and people moving on yet i can still open this website and scroll through seamless seas of images from supernatural any time of my day. and i cherish that

mendedserpent:

much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation